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    Gary Oldman, dude’s a chameleon. I’m sure he could find a way to play a mid 30s SE Asian dude

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      On the other hand, if you had Will Ferrel play you, but he and everyone is completely unaware that he is SE asian.

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        I’d take him as a second choice if I couldn’t get Gary. To muddy the waters a bit I’d try to get Ken Watanabe and Shohreh Aghdashloo to play my parents.

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    Nicolas Cage

    Looks nothing like, but it would be funny as hell and in order to get him to sign up, they would have to make it somehow trippy and surreal.

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    For the 5% of my adult life that I’ve had short hair and no beard: Quentin Tarantino. For the rest of my bearded, long-haired adulthood: Steve Burke from Gamers Nexus. But they need to have blue/green eyes and forehead wrinkles.
    (Huh. On paper that just sounds like I look like Nick Offerman, but not really.)

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    People say I look like Carrie Ann Moss (Trinity) but as a child I had more Lucy Lawless resemblances. So I don’t know, but either case they’ll have to get a tan cause I’m more of a Penelope Cruz skin tone.

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    Never gonna happen because I’m white and look absolutely nothing like him, but I wouldn’t mind having Jam Hsiao play me. Don’t know if he’s done more than Green Door on Netflix, but I’d still absolutely enjoy it.

    Though, if it was animated, I’d want kid me voiced by Cree Summer because she is my all time favorite voice actor/actress.