flicker

I work at a grocery store now and what you say is still true.

Items are only thrown out if they’ve been removed from the store before returning.

I need to add here (because I always do on the off-chance that it might help someone) that you can have too low of blood sugar depending on your specific genetics. I had an a1c of 3.8 when I was doing keto. I had basically had nondiabetic hypoglycemia for so long I was no longer showing symptoms. Please see a doctor if you do anything too dramatic, diet-wise.

I can’t imagine how insanely nice it must be to have a brain that just… makes the shit you need.

I am not storing my info anywhere for any reason.

Binders full of women, you say?

I dunno if you could say that shareholders incentivized the sexual misconduct.

I would absolutely download a car that would destroy every pot in this shop for me.

I keep rereading it, and it keeps making me laugh.

Huh. I have my own sayings for both of those scenarios. "The best way to be interesting is to be interested."

I should read this book.

…but I am already in my pajamas.

I’ve never seen it before now, and I loved it. (If you’re reading this and haven’t seen it, go watch it, because the one thing someone else mentioned in a comment would’ve been funny if I wasn’t expecting it.)

The end of the bit was what really did it for me.

Thank you.

…these posts make me realize I’m a pretentious asshole when I speak.

Danny Devito.

…I’m a woman.

I will die mad about them not calling the Pepsi and Peeps combo, “Peepsi.”

Universe Man is usually kind to smaller man, so he let’s Triangle think he’s won.

I had a person talking at me the other day because of my retail job. They said, “I can’t understand why someone would vote for someone, if you’ve already seen them in power and you don’t like what you see.”

I said, “Exactly! Makes perfect sense.”

Then they went on to add, “I mean, she’s been in the White House 3 and a half years!”

It is absolutely a thing that happened. She’s even says, “I’m no man!”

Getting lonely, getting old

Man. Love Pink Floyd.

It’s so insanely hard to describe the difference between life with medication, and life without.

It’s also insanely difficult to describe why I want to sleep so much on days I don’t take meds. The best I came up with is that it’s like if focus is a muscle, and you’re in muscle relaxers.