Watch them get cheated out of the reward money.

Vaporizing fascism in NYC proved too difficult to architect and resource. Downgraded to moderate violence.

Aspiring Baroness Samedi

I’m going to pop this balloon, but I’m not going to tell you when! Does this stress you out Jen?!

Or a few months of the medication that works for you but insurance will only cover the shittier alternatives.

Gotta do the whole arm for “the stranger”

Would’ve been a mastermind had she succeeded, now she’s just a dumb bj criminal. She’s sullied the reputation of good bjs.

Same, I tend to reserve full album listens for working and long car/plane/train rides. With the current standard of streaming services over mobile, I find myself mostly listening to previously downloaded stuff because of inconsistent US mobile data service in my area occasionally. I’ve also gone the route of upgrading my old iPod with more storage (160GB -> 1TB) and battery life and just carry all of my music with me.

Changing CDs just to listen to a few songs from a different album. Also carrying around CDs.

Cue BD Wong talking about how the assassin was abused as a child by UHC

Reminds me more of the dude from Watch Dogs

Head of Nvidia security: “Put on this flannel jacket.”

Media outlets: “Breaking news, Jensen Huang seems to have disappeared off the face of the Earth.”

Didn’t return the shopping cart

Looks like they’ll be sending him back to the people, in a bodybag.

So those “bones” in roasted duck i get from my local Chinese place were microchips all along? Bastards!

Maybe I’ve just watched too many rom-coms, but is it so unrealistic that she may have been hoping he would reciprocate her twisted romantic gesture by deleting the video in front of her?

They’ll say “aw Topsy!”

at the autopsy

It’s all in the numbers. Number one, that’s terror.

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Don’t you normally comment in the third person? This POV debacle hits deep