Independent presidential candidate Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has denied allegations made in a new Vanity Fair report that he had previously eaten a dog while sidestepping accusations of sexual assault levied by a former nanny in the magazine, saying, āIām not a church boy.ā
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This comes right after he directly and at length denied the allegations that he ate part of a dog.
Also, this part of his very, very rambunctious youth happened (allegedly) when he was 45 and had several children.
Saying āI had a rambunctious childhoodā and āIāve got so many skeletons in my closetā like it absolves him from anythingā¦
āYeah, I strangled that hooker while high on coke and while getting blown by that other hooker. So what? Why are you surprised? I told you I had a rambunctious childhood!ā
Thatās par for the course. Trumpās ālocker room talkā about the joys of sexual assault happened when he was in his 60ās, but they still hand waved it away as if it was a minor transgression by a teenager.