It’s pretty depressing… I’ve already looked up how to apply for asylum and what countries would take us.

Excellent, this surely won’t have any far reaching consequences.

I loved having people arguing with me and saying “At least my conscience is clear.”

How’s your conscience now??? Still feeling good about your decision?

That dials 911 on Android. That was a fun feature to discover on my new phone. I’m sitting there, trying to turn up the volume for a podcast and it’s not working. Pull my phone out of my pocket and see that it’s on a countdown before it dials out! The count is down to 3! No, no, no, no, no, no, no! Cancel! Hang up! What the fuck!? Why is that a thing!?

That shit got disabled real quick.

There’s been so many my work area… Like I’m regularly going home with ash coating my car. Take it in for a wash, it’s coated again the next day. We’re in desperate need of some rain here or the whole area’s gonna go up.

Knight jumps queen! Bishop jumps queen! Pawns jump queen!

Wait till you see what happens in chess.

The entire legal system has taken a wait and see attitude about all these cases because none of them want to be the one who puts a president in jail, and look what’s happened.

Could have set the precedent and saved us all a lot of Sorrow, but fuck it, a guilty man walks free, right into the white house.

They are all now complicit in what he does.

Throw… the… fucker… in… jail…

The rest of us would have already been in there!

I have done my duty as a citizen.

Ironically not a movie about democracy…

Didn’t you ever play with a kid who always cried “NO FAIR!” any time he lost something? That’s, like, half our country right now…

Free and fair for them, not for you…

Well I’m sure Musk will be happy to build them one once he’s done sucking Trump’s dick and meddling in our election. Hell, he’ll probably throw in a free blowie for Xi as part of the deal!

This is how democracy dies, not with a bang, not with a whimper, but a “cha-ching!”

“I have never met a person who can…”

Who the hell are Becquerel or the Curies!?

That’s all a sign of just how sick our society is. We can treat mental health, we can offer higher quality education, by doing so, we give a person the opportunity to elevate their socioeconomic status. These are largely key factors in criminal behavior. But instead we just lock up the criminal, because it’s cheaper. We can’t fix our society until the government stops prioritizing profit over health and education.

As a stupid American, I ate the egg whole… What now?

I think he said moose and squirrel!

You ever see a dude buy a sports car during a midlife crisis? That shit’s his baby for years. I’ve got a neighbor who’s been waxing his Miata for decades… Keeps it under a tarp and never drives it.

Jail? I have more of a feeling Trump will be taking a page from Putin or Lukashenko. We’re gonna find her in a ditch, having committed suicide by shooting herself in the back like 7 times or she’s gonna accidentally fall out of a window.

Or maybe you’re right, and she’ll just get Epsteined in jail… He’s got enough nazi friends in there.