• Valmond@lemmy.world
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    11 minutes ago

    It’s like toothpaste, how does it work? When was it invented? Clearly demons ag play!

    My son when he was 6 probably.

  • Tattorack@lemmy.world
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    12 minutes ago

    Oppenheimer, Einstein, Bohr. What is this guy smoking? Wait, wasn’t this guy a news anchor not too long ago? Can people this stupid and uneducated really make it as a news anchor!?

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    Looking at the content of the message and the name of the source, I thought this had to be satire. But the site seems to be an actual news site, and other news sites corroborate the story. Which brings me to the question I wanted to ask:

    What the fuck‽

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    It’s the reason why we should stick to using fossil fuel. God left us dragon poop for a reason, we’re supposed to burn the hell out of it, and the earth with it.

  • Queen HawlSera@lemm.ee
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    1 hour ago

    I feel like I’ve been waiting to come down from my high since the first time I tried pot…

    Like fuck this is a long high, I know when it wears off it’ll have only been like three seconds and I"ll be back in 2008 ready to go see Dragonforce at the House of Blues… but fuck

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      I genuinely feel the same. I keep telling myself that’s just growing up and seeing the world more clearly with time, but it really feels like one big stupid drug-induced dream and I’m going to finally wake up from it eventually, cause the real world can’t be that dumb and insane.

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    4 hours ago

    Ah yes, the ol’ “if I don’t know something, then it MUST be X” argument.

    Substitute X for whatever ya like! Demons, ghouls, demon ghouls…the possibilities are endless!

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      3 hours ago

      Dude my brother-in-law.

      Fuckin’ aliens built everything! Baghdad Batteries? Aliens. Pool of mercury in a pyramid? Alien Power Cell that we don’t understand yet.

  • KillingTimeItself@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    WHEN THE FUCK DID WE LEARN HOW TO MAKE GUNS TUCKER, HUH??? I WOULD LIKE YOU HEAR YOU ANSWER THIS QUESTION, WAS IT LITERALLY FUCKING GOD WHO CAME DOWN FROM HEAVEN AND WENT “hey guys check out this sick thing i just did” PLEASE TUCKER, PLEASE TELL ME.

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    4 hours ago

    It’s well documented that Tucker doesn’t believe the things he says. He’s just saying things for money.

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      Okay, but this is either just fundamentally really stupid or some demented Cultural Bolshevism nonsense after he watched Oppenheimer and realized America wouldn’t have nukes without Jewish and socialist brains.

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    3 hours ago

    why do people pay him for such tripe? its not funny or even interesting from a standpoint of even basic elementary education

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    8 hours ago

    Wondering if he got syphilis, or some other degenerative brain disease? Almost feel sorry for him