Not sure how much money that is, but I would start a “quiet landscaping” company that used reel mowers instead of gas mowers, rakes instead of leaf blowers, and I would undercut every landscaping company in my town just to promote the idea of a quiet neighborhood.

Not tell anyone and see how little work I can do at work before they fire me. I bet I could even get promoted.

Tell my wife I now have “fuck you money”, and then fuck her lots because she could quit her shitty stressful job and have energy again.

Buy a delorean, eat sushi everyday, and give my wife whatever she wants because she’s my angel and I love her.

Assuming “fuck you” money is along the lines of being able to give away money without feeling a hit, I think it would be very interesting to use the money to donate to small open source projects to help them grow and expand with new features and resources.

I’d pay off all my debts, put away enough to be able to quit my job without losing any income, and give the rest away. I already have everything I want and need, the move now is to get rid of shit I don’t want.

I’l tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time.

Buy off all the politicians and have them implement policies that will benefit the working class. Invest heavily in renewable energy sources and public transportation. Buy all the comic books.

Have a nap. Phone off, door locked, for as long as I want level nap.

Massive underground dwelling. Not sure why, but that was my first thought.

A house or nice apartment.

Then I’d buy a private train to boast among the other rich people how much more climate friendly that is… pretty sure Davos has a train station, right?

Buy Twitter back and ban Elmo

“Two chicks at the same time.” - Lawrence

Buy me an oil rig and open a hacker space there. Pretty obvious choice no?

probably spend it on a bunch of landscaping for my parents yard to turn it into a “no lawn” (I fking hate mowing the lawn)