Impressive that he was able to type all that with one hand shoved down the front of his pants
You mean in front of Trumps pants
It’s the lyrics to unstoppable but cringified
It’s so disappointing that politics has reached this peak level of cringiness in our time
Our time? Come on, look at the shit people wrote about monarchs. The lyrics to the UK national anthem were written ages ago, afaik.
My disappointment is immeasurable, and my day is ruined. I kept looking for the punchline, yet there was none.
So, “A Porche with no brakes” is good, right?
He’s not wrong; Trump is a car crash waiting to happen.
Porches with no brakes mfs when wall enters the stage
Those are lyrics of “Unstoppable” by Sia. Real “alpha male” music.
I swear, he is a fever dream
This has to be the most fascinating account on Twitter
I think he’ll have a hard time singing that with his head so far up Trump’s ass
So alpha male he doesn’t even need to tell you about it, which is good because he’s the first to mention that anyone who has to tell you they are an alpha male, isn’t an alpha male.
Tell me more about this low penetration power, Nick.
That’s okay, if someone has to tell his secret-serviceperson he’s the fucking president then he’s not a true president.
So he’s living true to his idol.
I dont understand how he is able to speak with trumps dick in his mouth 24/7
Same energy as the way North Korea worships their dear leader.
Is this parody or real
bro got to be on the best coke ever in order to say shit like this
If he is so strong then why does he need armor?
Daddy
