Instructions for how to hammer in a nail
Diagram showing the direction in which to hammer the nail.
Strike nail firmly and repeatedly at this location until end is flush w/ surface of wood (note: use hammer)
Hold nail firmly as this location w/ hand not used on hammer handle.
Important: install nail pointy end first
Caution: remove fingers prior to complete installation of nail.
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