It may be an unpopular opinion, but I would save the tacos.
I think I’ll go get some tacos for lunch and mull this one over…
the tacos. the other three are why I started the fire… allegedly.
I know you didn’t do it. You were with me the whole time playing video games and eating more tacos!
None of the above, I’d add petrol
…you wouldn’t save the tacos? Not even to feed a hungry neighbor?
Tacos give me the shits
That looks like cilantro on the tacos, so I’ll save…the painting behind Vance. I’m sure he’d thank me for that.
I hate corn tortillas so i would save the tacos.
I mean I want the pleasure of watching JV Dunce lose in 4 years, but on the other hand… tacos.
Take the tacos al carbon and leave the pinche cabrónes to carbonize in the fire.
¡Órale!
I’m vegan. I pick the tacos
I am a semi functioning human with empathy, I also choose Tacos.
I’m not even hungry and I’m saving the tacos.
I don’t like getting burned, I’m gonna go get a burrito somewhere
All 4 are edible but the tacos would taste the best
That’s probably the vegan choice if you look at it big picture wise
I take one taco, and then go tell Mike Johnson that there are free tacos and where to get them.
You’d be saving so many lives in the long run, and would have a tasty snack while doing so.
Ew is that cilantro?
Fuck it, let it all burn.
Edit: I might say thank you. To the fire.
I am the Pyrax, I speak for the fires, the fire says your welcome, and thank you for the tacos it helped clean the taste out.
I would sacrifice the tacos too to avoid entering a room with those 3 assholes.
This is a horrible Sophie’s choice. There are three tacos how can I pick only one of them
Scarf down one, double hold the other two, leaving the other hand free to navigate out of the room.
Luckily, they’re all in a plate. Take the plate take them all. Bar the door on the way out.
Eat two of them right away and save the third one!
Save one taco, then eat it to deal with the existential dread of leaving the other two to die with the best the Fourth Reich has to offer.
I’d take the taco, and I wouldn’t even say thank you.
Clearly, we must, for the good of mankind, choose the most intelligent of the four.
Tacos.
