I want to get off Mr. Trump’s Wild Ride.

He probably thinks those water frog chemicals are being used to dye suits or something, IDK.

Do we get to bring back the “dispense with this notion” meme?

So, by that logic, we can probably expect Ted Cruz to be the next guy in Grover 2.0’s cabinet.

There’s nothing wrong with blaming them, but we still need to figure out how to get their lazy asses into the booths in 2026, 2028, and beyond.

In 99.95% of all pregnancies, the mother is just fine.

And most cases of abortion happen because the mother is not “just fine” at all and will die or be disfigured if abortion is not carried out in a timely manner.

On the bright side, at least we’ll finally be rid of the motherfucker on Inauguration Day 2029, assuming he doesn’t keel over from oldasfuckitis before then.

Wasn’t even required reading for me. I was just flipping through my textbook one day and found that in one of the sections the class was never going to reach.

Let’s not beat around the bush here. They were aborted because they were basically already dead in the “Fist of the North Star” sense of the phrase. Nothing could be done to save them. The would-be mothers knew there was nothing that could save their pregnancies. Their doctors knew there was nothing that could save these pregnancies. They were forced to keep going anyway.

I don’t think it even qualifies as a knife. It’s probably made of some sort of cheap stainless steel that goes dull if you sneeze at it.

It also has a poly count lower than most people’s shoe size.

I had the displeasure of seeing one of these contraptions in person for the first time recently. Pictures do not adequately convey just how ugly these abominations are.

WE’RE THE PRINCES OF THE UUUUUUNIVEEEEEEEERRRRRRRSSE!

Guess I’m pressing the button, then. Either I become a billionaire and can do whatever I want, or I become a femboy, make bank with photos, videos, and streams of myself, and use the money to do slightly less of whatever I want.

I was never a wall puncher. I would give that wall a palm strike instead.

If she had such a weapon and was ruthless enough to use it, she’d go for northern Florida, not the peninsula.

We have first genocide, yes, but what about second genocide?

On the bright side, if Miami has any lead pipes, they’re about to get a head start on digging them out.

It’s about sending a message

Then out of the solar system is still a better option, because then we’re announcing to some future spacefaring anthropologist, “Fuck this guy in particular.”

I just looked it over again, and it looks like I just walked into a big comment minefield here. Your first comment in the thread is a bit of a mess, someone took it the wrong way and replied to what they thought you were saying, and then you took that the wrong way and replied to what you thought they were saying, and the whole thing spiraled until a certain commenter with attention problems (me) skimmed over the whole thing and assumed you were just a trumpet being defensive.