There one was a man from Wallingford
Who himself, was a bit of a wild card…
He built a clock full of gears
Then chugged a few of beers
And shouted “I’m Dick, and I’m hard!”
There once was a man from Wallingford
One day he found himself a bit bored
So he built a clock
On the base of his cock
And now they call him Dick Gear-lord
There one was a man from Wallingford
Who himself, was a bit of a wild card…
He built a clock full of gears
Then chugged a few of beers
And shouted “I’m Dick, and I’m hard!”
There once was a man from Wallingford
One day he found himself a bit bored
So he built a clock
On the base of his cock
And now they call him Dick Gear-lord