• Echo Dot@feddit.uk
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    2 days ago

    Make sure to buy loads of guns as well, make sure they pay attention to you. If you buy enough stuff they’ll come around and investigate you and then you’ve made a new friend. Pro-Life tip.

    • MutilationWave@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Well my wife just bought her first pistol and I’m going to buy a rifle before inauguration day. I also just got a substantial cache of ammo and mags. 9mm, 12 gauge, and 7.62x39. I’m way ahead of this tip.