Nigel Thornberry is legitimately more terrifying than It.

Petition link: https://chng.it/b4mNC6PNyz

“I went into the Jedi archives and changed every instance of Anakin Skywalker to Bacon Skywalker.”

go to a park and see a NO LOITERING sign

Then WTF is it FOR??

Angry blackhole.

Because he’s… the last man standing.

Poor Many.

“Everything around you that you call life was made up by people that were no smarter than you….” - Steve Jobs

There is very much a reason.

You’re a poet and didn’t know it.

Dammit, Moon Moon!

Difficult? I’ve been dreaming for decades.

There’s actually a comic where Jon transitions into Joan.

And Garfield couldn’t care less as long as the lasagna keeps coming.

“I am all things, Jon.”

All McMansions are asking for it, by design.

You lost me at Morgan Freeman.

The fuck did he ever do to you?

Banana: “Do you like what you see?”

Russia is their biggest customer. 🙂

Are you saying you “CAN’T STAND IT?”

The calm before the