• M137@lemmy.world
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        7 days ago

        He kicked the mountains and then flipped them off, they felt so disrespected they moved north and waited until he had passed them.

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      6 days ago

      My guess is that hitchhiking+skateboarding means grabbing an actual moving trailer hitch or three. Were he manually kicking the pavement with zero assistance, I cannot imagine covering 55 miles a day without it being downhill the entire time. After all, it is F L A T after you cross the Rockies. For at least a thousand miles. That or he has legs like tree trunks.