(not actually the original title, for anyone wondering)
I think people just watch movies like Aladdin or whatever and think monkeys are cute and harmless. They’re wrong. Monkeys are vicious little monsters. Stay the f away from monkeys.
Source: I was sort of lightly attacked by a monkey and I wasn’t even at a monkey attack beach
Monkeys are vicious little monsters.
And the most vicious of them, are the hairless ones
Um ackshually, they’re apes
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You don’t have to tell me, I saw that video of a monkey casually scalping a dude in a single swipe.
I would be pissed if I went to monkey attack beach and their was no god damn monkey attacks.
I came all the way here to attack some monkeys, but it turned out I misunderstood the beache’s name.
“This is false advertising, dammit!”
“Paid for monkey attacks, barely got monkey harassment. One-star, would not recommend.”
This is just the plot to every Jurassic Park sequel.
Hear me out, “Monkey attack beach : The game”. Like an old school side scroller, fighting an horde of monkeys that gets bigger ever level.
You go to the monkey attack beach for vacation.
I go to the monkey attack beach to fight monkeys.
We are not the same.
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More “fucked around and found out” than “leopard ate my face”, but funny.
People are shocked when things have the audacity to happen to them instead of some NPC
Truly shocking
All the Unity simps told me this is victim blaming though
