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Oh sweet! What super powers did you get?
All I got was the ability to mostly choose what to focus my attention on.
Oh sweet! What super powers did you get?
All I got was the ability to mostly choose what to focus my attention on.
How do I know I’m not cake?
Oh no, it’s happening again…
You keep saying that. Is there something wrong with Earth’s gravity in the future?
And he said unto them “just one more turn”…
What do you do paid surveys on?
I only do google rewards, but that’s generally how I pay for any new apps I want.
Not everybody works in America.
Well except, obviously, for humanity. That’s our greatest enemy, and it seems to be shown more frequently.
…but I don’t have much talent.
Couldn’t you just make 10 louder?
I mean that’s all well and good, but then how would the very deserving shareholders get dividends?
Won’t somebody think of the shareholders!?
Does anything NOT raise gas prices?
What! They’re not tits! That’s a chest butt.
‘It’s just one game of Civ Michael, how long could it take? 10 hours?’
Oh, people are well aware of your… ED.
Turkish delight!
So many sprained ankles.
Guns don’t kill people, pregnant women kill people! /s
Asks in Skyrim When is the character finished being built?
This skeleton may not have genitals, but they sure know how to bone.