Is it still legally binding should such joke events occur?
Also yes.
If I say “this company is not liable for any damages caused by sudden laser eyes (unless the laser is TRUE yellow)” well then, if someone suddenly develops yellow laser eyes using my product… Guess who’s on the hook for damages.
Are they allowed to put jokes in legal documents like this? (I know it’s gone now)
Allowed to?
Yes.
Is it still legally binding should such joke events occur?
Also yes.
If I say “this company is not liable for any damages caused by sudden laser eyes (unless the laser is TRUE yellow)” well then, if someone suddenly develops yellow laser eyes using my product… Guess who’s on the hook for damages.
MC Frontalot?