“Gay Bowsey”
“So long gay Bowser!”
-Mario
Rosalina is clearly the thinking man’s rideable sidekick.
Bowser the power bottom
Are we sure he’s a bottom?
Sure, the Bros got inside him, but he did the voring.
Peach goes to his castle to top.
The only wrong answer is Toad.
Then why is Toad shaped like a dick?
The Mario bros can ride both yellow and blue Toad in New Super Mario Bros Wii
Are you just referring to the mechanic that lets you pick up other players? I wouldn’t quite call that riding.
That’s getting into a philosophical space.
Is it simply the act of picking up and carrying a player that differenciates it? Is it the intent? Could it not be said that Yoshi is carrying Mario?
Everyone wants on Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride!
Mushrooms can fuck you up:-).
You kidding? Toad probably has a massive cock, ripe for riding
Dude, he’s literally got a mushroom head. He is the fat knob.
You can ride both heads for dp
Wrong.
It makes toad run faster.
I really don’t think it is, there is only one person on this list who LITTERALLY DIES FOR THEM ALL THE TIME! Yoshi all the way!
la petite mort
Sneeze?
I feel like it could be interpreted as genocide, not just a little death. Unless Yoshi are like dear and need population control
orgasm
Lol! I literally know just enough French to not have to actually look up what those words literally mean. Now I really wish I’d taken spanish in high school
I’m having trouble linking to the picture directly, but here Yoshi fall
This one comes to mind for me
LMFAO!!! Love it!
*littterally
I don’t get it.
Riding somebody is a double entendre, often used as sexual innuendo beyond the literal sense of riding, like on a horse.
But where is Bowser a sidekick?
- Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars
- Super Paper Mario
- Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga
- Paper Mario: the Origami King
Depending on your definition of ‘sidekick’, these may also count:
- every Mario Party game
- every Mario Kart game
- every Mario & Sonic Olympics game
- Super Smash Bros Melee, Brawl and Ultimate
- Mario & Luigi: Bowser’s Inside Story
There might be more I’m forgetting.
Well, I’m pretty sure there were instances where Mario and Bowser cooperated. But it doesn’t matter, because even if only 2 answers make sense, the joke already works.
Bowsette may not be Nintendo canon, but it sure as hell is fan canon.