• wahming@monyet.cc
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    1 year ago

    The corn would just turn to a few more flakes of ash. Better to swallow fireworks or something.

  • Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Not sure I’ll get the opportunity. Can we add that as an option on a will? Just at the mortuary, pre-cremation, remove the organs for donation, then stuff the space with corn kernels and into the oven.

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      1 year ago

      Unless you die in an hospital, generally in the ER, while in otherwise reasonably good health… they won’t use the organs for donations. I’ve asked.