• tetris11@lemmy.ml
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        7 months ago

        I know… it’s pretty much written into marriage vows, “till death do us part or one of us stops pissing from the deck”. She needs to fulfill her duties and start joining him at night on the deck

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      7 months ago

      He is pissing off the deck. And no the ground won’t start smelling like piss from that lol

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          7 months ago

          You’d have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.

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            Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.

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              Wood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated

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            7 months ago

            I’m now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.

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          I imagine there’s a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting