• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    7 months ago

    He is pissing off the deck. And no the ground won’t start smelling like piss from that lol

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        7 months ago

        You’d have to have quite a lot of last few drops to smell up the place. Or some ridiculously potent piss.

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          7 months ago

          Not if he does it every night. A few drops after a few weeks is a fair bit and wood soaks up liquid pretty good.

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            7 months ago

            Wood for an outside deck isn’t going to be soaking up much liquid, or the deck would turn to shit after a couple rainstorms. It’s probably pressure treated

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          7 months ago

          I’m now imagining him getting bottles of concentrated piss and pouring it off the deck in the middle of the night to deter predators.

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        7 months ago

        I imagine there’s a racoon hiding underneath the boards, just lying there with its mouth open, waiting