I stop being funny immediately after we leave the dating app.

  • Maven (famous)@lemmy.worldOP
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    9 months ago

    You’re simply too funny to date anyone. They wouldn’t be able to stop laughing and it would cause chronic muscle pain in their abs.

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      9 months ago

      I once made someone laugh so hard they darted, then they laughed at me laughing at their laugh fart and kept darting. My wit is truly dangerous.

    • TheFriar@lemm.ee
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      9 months ago

      See, I keep telling that to my mom. But she just won’t stop crying long enough to really hear it, yknow?