I did not need that reminder in my life.
I did not need that reminder in my life.
This reads like Deep Thoughts… by Jack Handey
Dude’s brilliant.
“I’ll have you know that’s my knee you’re straddling.”
Still my favorite Dracula:
“But, Lucy, I’m British.”
“So are these!”
Just posted this a bit ago:
“Sean Aloysius O’Brien… They fished his body out of the Allegheny river a week before the strike ended. Thirty two bullets he had in him. Or was it thirty four?” -Miles O’brien
Too bad he wasn’t sitting in a booth.
I recognize that attire.
Despair.
Edit: I do appreciate the attempt.
I am glad it exists in some realms, but remain disappointed as it is not available to me.
I’ll throw one back in 2 words: Jolly Rancher