Something something immigrant song

And then there’s the aliens!

Nope. In Texas, convicted felons regain voting rights after completing their sentences.

They are. Most states allow felons to vote after completing their sentence.

It doesn’t. It varies by state, but most states allow convicted felons to vote after completing their sentence. Only about ten states permanently revoke voting rights, but even then, it’s not for all felonies, and voting rights can still be restored in some cases.

How dare you call them sea slugs and not nudibranchs

Yeah, I got $13 even though I voted in 2020.

It is! Isn’t that fucked up?

Gators, sharks, snakes, panthers, snapping turtles, wild boar, FloridaMan…

Also, that’s like the least insane thing about Florida. They banned open carry in public but allow permit-free(!) concealed carry. Most states allow open carry and require permits for concealed.

photographic evidence

who even cares,…? fukc jeff benzos… cant belive he jus own the rivers now smh

And I ain’t never paid a garbanzo to bean in my mouth

What’s it like to be a fucking moron?

Fuck that. Politicians should fear the people. Bring back the guillotine.

“Violence is never the answer,” says country founded through violent revolution.

And it would rust, fall apart, and explode.

They do but it’s always sold out

The ATF would like to disagree and kill your dog

We call it the USSS for reasons that should be obvious to a German

Effective range for an AR is like 1500 ft.

I’m not a great shot and I can easily shoot a 2" grouping at 600 ft. I’ve hit moving deer in the woods at around 500 ft. It’s not a hard shot if you know what you’re doing.

If he had aimed center mass, like a competent shooter would, Trump would probably be dead.

It was around 400 feet, but that’s still absolutely nothing for an AR. My 65 year old mother was hitting a six-inch target at 300 ft her first time ever shooting.

For comparison, Army recruits have to hit a human sized target at about 500 ft to qualify. And basically everyone qualifies.