“In March of 1987, this situation was brought to light, and it was confessed and repented of. I submitted myself to the Elders of Shady Grove Church and the young lady’s father. They asked me to step out of ministry and receive counseling and freedom ministry, which I did.”

What the fuck

Like, what in the actual fuck

“People found out I raped a child but her dad said it was kinda chill”

They make rubber rings for this for people with ED who want rock hard boners

That is absolutely the wrong hill to die on.

He’ll be back on stage at the turn of the tide.

Nah, just an asshole.

You should wash your hands after shitting whether or not you have a bidet.

And Winnebago comes from the Algonquin for “the stinky water”.

Home to a Belgian-American community; not to be confused with Belgium, Wisconsin, home to a Luxembourgish-American community.

That’s literally how the software industry works.

Buster needs rhinoplasty

before:2023

Neither of those are minerals.

Nah

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It’s got feathers, it’s a bird smh

Uhh no. Trump attempted to invalidate the electoral college in order to overrule the election results.

He also exploited the electoral college in 2016, when he lost the popular vote but still won the election.

Reminds me of The Samuel Alito’s Mom’s Satanic Abortion Clinic.

Cum colored boxes and car-fucking dragons

Rusty old poop knives and vaginal bacon

Mom jacks me off 'cause my arms are in slings

These are a few of the Internets things

When the mod kicks

When the troll baits

When I feel like ass

I try to forget all the Internets things

And then I go touch some grass

Yo that’s kinda demeaning to people without dicks.

They’re spineless and witless and heartless and brainless and feckless. But the presence or lack of a dick has no bearing on character.

Yeah, I don’t know if free speech covers this.

We (Allies) never made peace with the Nazis. We crushed their military and hanged any officials that didn’t eat cyanide, but there was no treaty or surrender. We didn’t even let the Germans govern themselves until we could figure out who wasn’t a Nazi.

I would argue that anyone who flies that flag is effectively pledging allegiance to an enemy. And like… The enemy. The guys who industrialized genocide and literally tried to take over the world.

So idk about shooting them if they’re just jerking each other off in the street. But I would like to channel Aldo Raine and carve swastikas into their foreheads.