“A diner reading ‘boneless wings’ on a menu would no more believe that the restaurant was warranting the absence of bones in the items than believe that the items were made from chicken wings […]“

But chicken wings are made from chicken wings? Or has the Ohio Supreme Court already ruled on that, too? I‘m literally so confused by this entire article.

Sorry to hear that. I hope your evening at least turns out a little better. If it doesn‘t, I always find some comfort in in the thought that even shitty days only have 24 hours and tomorrow is a fresh start (:

Ah yes, I too hate inlfation.

Not OP, but this website should explain everything.