Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
Crest beef jerky! Experience the minty flavors of the…fuckin Southwest. Yeehaw!
Whatcha doin with that landmine?
“Uhhhh…cartoon mischief?”
Well okay then. Welcome to Disneyland.
Ey this’ll get ya arrested in Boston.
Yup! You can make custom camos, custom decals, place crew members (in beta version), and fight in custom battles or missions. Some communities even have fun competitions.
“It exploded. The hot pocket exploded.”
He’s delusional. Hot pockets don’t explode.
Awww look, he wants to launch the missile!
Hey man. I could totally use that for…some lemonade I could maybe make maybe.
Weekend at Chase Manhattan.
I can’t believe they took out that makeover montage set to “Girls Just Want To Have Fun.”
Oh hell yeah. (T-Rex sounds)
Dog: Oh do you fellows also have yachts?
Derek needs to be on the sandwich offender list.
Dear IRS,
How are you? I am well. I paid my tax already when I bought gum at the Gas N Go, and it was 78 cents.
Your pal,
saltnotsugar
This is new console…Fun Barrel. For 20 liters of kerosene, you can play all night if the coolant doesn’t ignight.
Havin BBQ in the backyard,
Bombin Iraq in my heart,
Ate too many beans,
Now it’s time to fart.
Bless the great smoking trout. Bless the smoke rings from his great maw. Soon we shall join him at the Gas N’ Go in the sky, and take our own ciggies for glory.
And the people came out of the city of Jerusalem, and beheld a bunny laying eggs of many colors. Many were confused, for the eggs were then hidden, within them, candies from leading brands. Hippitus Hoppitus.
Should have used a jet pack to get to flat heaven. Could have ended up in flat hell.
We’ve been getting complaints about your lack of drinking at work. We’re not in the Prussian aristocracy Ben, now take a couple of shots and get out there and make financial decisions for the company!
Zuck, I want you to explain to this irrationally angry woman that this coupon from four years ago has expired.