If you just wait long enough those fish turn into mammals and go back in the water on their own.

I would like a traditional burial but I want to be shot from a human canon into the grave. I wish you luck in your endeavors.

This is why I don’t believe the polls.

I suppose the Holocaust didn’t happen either then.

I am still in the habit of turning my wheels in when I park on a hill.

Been using Quboz for a few years now, I really like it.

See you on Arizona Bay!

I occasionally harness fire. Does that count?

Thank you for the thoughtful reply. I was more criticizing the fact that the party did not allow for a real, competitive primary, similar to what they did in 2016 with the “super delegates” that were committed to Clinton before the primaries were even over. If we had an actual primary we may be could have avoided this chaos.

It is almost as if it would be better to have actual primaries rather than the DNC choose the nominee. But apparently 2016 taught them nothing.

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These comments are hilarious. All y’all arguing about third parties being spoilers. I can’t believe anyone bothers to vote. If we could change anything by voting they wouldn’t let us do it.

Jews are cool but Israel really sucks.

They made at least one “southern fantasy” show, it was called Man in the High Castle based on work by American fantasy writer Phillip K Dick.

I don’t think there are any really.

If you call them “idiot” you have a 50/50 chance of being right.

Took longer than I thought it would.

I’m surprised they haven’t used phosphorus on Gaza yet.

The closest thing I have to a retirement account is my full keif tray.

Does anyone remember a SNL parody of this commercial? I remember them using the same ELO song but can’t remember anything else about it.