The Skittles and Starburst flavors are the ones I usually go after, but yeah, they stiff you on the caffeine.

Reign is my go to, can get a 24 pack at Sam’s club for $35. 8 each of white gummi bear, orange creamsicle, and rainbow sherbet.

The masks wear out over time. The rest of the lizard people don’t like her and won’t give her a new one.

Bang, yes. The Rockstar X-Durance, specifically. The thing to look for is them being sugar free & having 300mg of caffeine in a can. That’s “high end” compared to Monster, Red Bull, etc.

Run. That’s what I would do. Then probably call the fire department, the gas company, or an exorcist. Possibly all 3.

As a caffeine connoisseur, the “high end” energy drinks designed as pre-work out are all sugar free to prevent the terrible crash & stored sugar energy reserves. Was a night and day difference when I switched.

Bang, Reign, & C4 are the dedicated brands, Rockstar X-Durance is another popular one.

The speed of other people’s windshield wipers.

3 drops of rain and your wipers are set to Warp 12? I’m irrationally angry and judging the fuck out of you.

Full monsoon and your wapers are set to “occasionally, if I feel like it”? I’m irrationally angry and judging the fuck out of you.

I would say this is great news all around. With SteamOS pushing the Linux market share higher than it’s ever been, and a partnership with Arch to boost direct development, this could mean other companies taking a hard look at Linux and either developing native software or ensuring proton compatibility out of the gate.

I’m imagining “Runs on Arch” markers on software like the old “Works on Windows '95” stickers I used to see everywhere.

“I don’t know why, but if you remove this comment it fucks up everything.”

I saw this comment in a piece of code once; I left it there as not to tempt the fates.

Boot Loop - ties someone’s shoelaces together

Eminem - Fuel

Had to go back and listen to the wordplay because I didn’t think I heard it right, then the next line was him explaining that yes, I heard it right, then playing off the explanation.

I just use the last 12 digits of pi for all my passwords. So easy to remember!

How do I volunteer as tribute?

There’s a place near me that makes “Crispy Phillies”, essentially a chimichanga made out of Philly stuff.

I limit myself to one a month, otherwise I would die from pure bliss (and heart failure)

Spotify has a block button. I discovered this after being accosted by ICP.

But they’ll continue singing forever, they just won’t know what they’re singing anymore.

Because IT people are smart enough to ask for payment up front.

Bulk ordered from Ali Express

4. Sell watches for 100K while your wife says everyone is poor

• Girls in Sundresses

It’s all in the emails Hillary sent from Hunter Biden’s laptop!