the day i hear a facsimile of a human voice tell me to buy an app is the day i start carrying a seawater spray bottle with me

MACHINE! I Am Going To WALL MART To Get Chicken Nuggies, Do You Want Anything?

i think it depends on how the app is coded, on android anyway. Some apps have pretty granular control and some just gave like, two categories

contains ads and in app purchases

skidaddle skidash
you go in the trash

racist against ducks

it can! but expressing that need through “young women have it better than me” is not healthy. life isn’t a zero sum game

yea change takes time and active effort, the fact that corporate interference is so present in the newer generation’s minds is already a massive step in the right direction, doomerism (as always) does jack shit for fuck to actually solve anything

i’ts

incorrect, only 24 more letters to go!

musk would be furious that a woman is playing him and would probably try to sue for defamation. so yes we should absolutely do this

technically speaking saying your date of birth isn’t directly saying how old you are, but you’re on thin ice

i though vista was basically dead on arrival?

at least 4

oh neat! thanks!

around the Cretaceous period

i can’t imagine how annoying it must have been to glue each individual letter in the printed search bar

i think the answers lies in the lead/microplastics ratio in your body

tiny lawnmower