Trump says he may put Elon in his cabinet as a “Secretary of Cost-Cutting.” Simultaneously, within hours of his inauguration, he plans to enact a “Digital Bill of Rights” banning online censorship. I wouldn’t be surprised if Elon is appointed as the “Social Media Czar” instead.

Did you know Venezuelan gangs are kidnapping and eating your dogs and cats?

I like to call them, “vintage women.”

He did everything right and they indicted him.