thankfully i have no idea how to make a good atmosphere in a game so that’s never a problem

on top of it? ::3

you can, just take the part you put in the car and put it in your mouth

me

where am i

where have we gone

oh hello val, my name is fest

understandable

dude i upvoted this and it instantly got deleted

just like women

the gm would know about the guy trying to do that so i think it’d be perfectly fine (and very funny)

OR ELSE you WILL be LAUGHING IN PORTUGUESE!!!

from what we see from under his chin, his face is just like a ships

me too

dude you have atennae?!?

,

is this real?

idk, it has been a year and no funny has been found.

it really is bones fucking explodes

on the other hand, you have pathfinder

https://2e.aonprd.com/MonsterFamilies.aspx?ID=472

skeletons are scary there. can you imagine going around a dark corner in a museum, killing a skeleton and after collapsing and you commemorate your victory, ITS BONES FUCKING EXPLODE?!?!

edit: i accidentally wrote “it is bones fucking explode” instead of “its bones fucking explode”