Nope, you can’t stand there for generations going “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.
Nope, you can’t stand there for generations going “LOOK AT ME! LOOK AT ME!” Then get shitty when we do, we want to watch you drive that burning bus into the the ocean.
Some how you’ve made that cringy af.
When I was a kid we used to call.one of my uncles exs ICQ, because she laughed exactly like the icq lol sound.
She must have thought we loved her, we were always trying to make her laugh just to hear it.
Thats the ‘cat free house’ way.
That’ll do pig, you piece of shit.
You say no to that cute little face!
Waiter comes up with a tray: pig in a blanket?
Me half stoned laying in bed: the fuck did you call me?
They didn’t pay enough to prove they’re smart enough to change the system I take advantage of and will do everything in my power to stop people from destroying it because I need to get rich!
I’ve tried, they’re too busy tho…
I got a few alcoholic friends who would loved to spend eternity mixed with their favourite booze.
Start by having insane thoughts, follow up by acting on them, then forget the whole thing, and be confused by the consequences of your own actions!
That is a really spot on description on how I live my life.
@FlyingSquid@lemmy.world is cool AF and fun to make silly comedy bits with in the comment sections.
I just used incognito to hide it from anyone that used my phone, no one needs yo know my porn habits unless I willingly share them.
The Mafia: You heard em boys!
Must be " post unfunny memes" day today.
Making sure your fruit and veg is washed, half the time we’ve dropped it on the dirty floor and just do a quick dust off.
If you’re not fully washing your fresh produce when you get home, do it from now on, people are fucking disgusting and will sneeze in their hands meer seconds before picking up, handling and then putting back the stuff on the shelf, contaminating the rest.
I know thats you Sean, trying to get out of interviewing crappy celebs?
I thought it was swifties or k-pop fans.
Fuck it, I’m out.
Or a twitch streamer who designed his look off of the weird pedo dude down at the Batting cages.