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They’re showering each other in compliments.

ugh r u rly usin [distro i dont use] just go back to micro$haft luser

Your first sentence says, “it actually was that bad,” but your second sentence says, “but it wasn’t that bad” so I’m going to assume you meant the latter.

I got my head checked

By a jumbo jet

Pretty weird for the judge to let their shitty religion decide how love works between two consenting adults.

The number of people who, having ostensibly read your reply, have not simply shit themselves trying to ask you “EXCUSE ME WHAT THE REFRIED FUCK?” is staggering.

NO.

Trains

Sorry.

make it greater, daddy sigh make it greater

Dude likes to party so much that he literally is the party.

This Know Your Meme article is likely what’s being referred to.

no cap

One Russian, who asked not to be named, said: “I piss all over Chanel. From now I buy good Russian handbag made of good Russian cardboard and tin.”

lmao order me a gravestone bc I’m dead

Doesn’t matter, teenagers, because conservative immigrants and white women, among other demographic groups, decided for you that fascism is fantastic. Have fun changing that when you’re eligible to vote, if you’re even able to do that four years from now.

Ummm which 1337 distro we talking about, friend? There’s only one line.

That’s it, I’m calling for a UN tribunal for this war crime. You’re done.

Fake: micro$haft would never kill my kids when they could monetize them instead

Chill out, Nat, it only comes if you call it. Add to that, it’d be pretty dope to have it deliver drinks and snacks while you’re couchlocked.

Get your shit together, Nat.

It gets ‘em in the right ballpark, at least, and away from confidently saying “Wore-sess-tur-shah-yer”, so I’m good with it.