I thought being a gamer meant I was prepared. " No “Get off the Nintendo” or “just pause it” from me I naively thought, “I’ll be able to play all their games and even enjoy the game!” I was such an idiot.

Nothing could have prepared me for the rapid clip “game surfing”. What’s worse, I can remember how to play them all just fine from my own childhood, but it’s the constant in and out of memory that gets me lol

I know what it feels like to be RAM LMAO

You should be able to adapt it to a rice cooker, the key to this method is an initial couple minute boil in double the water and then dumping it.

But honestly, the stove is SO much faster once you do it a few times (coming from a former die-hard rice cooker user) I can have rice < 20 minutes on the stove

I cook my rice with the PBA method now

:( I just want alien overlords already got damnit

(click) CLUNK ZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Lol MAGAts aren’t doing what the meme says, they’re cheering it on, because ThOSe DaMn DeMoCrAps are finally getting taken care of

Tesla? Muskrat? Engaged in fraud‽‽

Well I am just shocked, SHOCKED…well, not that shocked

The president of El Salvador is a pure blooded MAGAt, idolizes Trump and will absolutely do anything for him

Now I’m wondering if any of those betting sites have anything going on for these scenarios lmao

LMAO everything you don’t like is some flavor of bigotry or misogyny, it’s literally your MO now lolol

Uh huh yea and the admins of .ml definitely recognize that and welcome all opinions! Oh wait, no they don’t:

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“If you don’t support Russia, you just don’t understand international geopolitics” ~Dessalines, main .ml admin

“Ends justify the means” ~Dessalines

“If an instance isn’t on the right ideological side, they’re just too dumb to see the light” ~Davel, .ml admin

Open admission to editing headlines for posting and admin knows and does nothing (shocker)

!meanwhileongrad@sh.itjust.works everyone and see for yourself the crap they pull

Oof even all the way on Reddit they had to have felt that burn lmao

Alternatively, the government must provide the name of the person or people who chose not to halt Alien Enemies Act deportations out of the U.S. despite his order — and Boasberg said he would refer them for prosecution.

Betting pool is open! Who do we think Drump and Co are going to throw under the bus this time?

Well I for one welcome our new AI Dolphin overlords

only the time period is configurable from 10 minutes

Got damn what? 10 minutes‽ LMAO I can’t imagine how practical a phone that rebooted every 10 minutes would be except for maybe some super serious spy crap maybe lol

The responsibility for this lies in more than just Republicans.

Yep, all those bLuEmAGa/BOtHSiDeS/gEnOcIDe JoE screechers as well

so happy for liberals on the internet to finally have their own thought terminating cliche in “tankies”, the jealousy for “woke” must have been overwhelming

Lol how nice you can just label any word you don’t like as a “thought terminating cliche” or was it just an “Ill defined term” or was it just because “authoritarianism is ill defined”

In any case I used it to describe a group of people who are quite literally authoritarian as described here:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tankie

Tankie is a pejorative label generally applied to authoritarian communists, especially those who support or defend acts of repression by such regimes, their allies, or deny the occurrence of the events thereof.

insomuch as USAID was a tool for exerting soft power by lifting up global communities and spreading goodwill for America through humanitarian effort, I support what it was, I didn’t want to see it gutted. insomuch as China is exerting soft power by building infrastructure and investing in industry, it’d be nice to see the US exert a little soft power against us citizens from time to time.

Yes, similar goals, differing execution

Are you talking about China’s belt and road initiative? Lol it’s all about soft power and that’s what they’re after, resources are just a happy bonus.

The US’s USAID is essentially the equivalent but yet the tankies will deride against it all day and even cheer Drump and Muskrat on because they’re doing something they want (dismantling it) but in the same breath, will defend Belt and Road as some greater altruistic good

LMAO yea using an LLM to dig through things to find what I need faster so that I can read further on the non-summarized version for more depth is “outsourcing my thinking” 🙄