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“1” + “1”
“1” + “1”
I am mad about this.
I counterspell with rm -rf --no-preserve-root /
Kirin J. Callinan’s “Big Enough”
Who tf considers their teeth clean in 60 seconds?
Edit: “Less time than it takes to brush your teeth…” I should have some coffee.
I love consuming guys
The trouble is that they feel entitled to attention and get offended when they don’t receive it.
This should probably have been marked NSFW…
My first thought while reading this post was “emoji analysis”
Maybe sudo apt upgrade package-name
I hardly ever have to upgrade just one package. Otherwise, you’ll need an updated .deb package and use dpkg
My go-to is “Don’t be a dick” followed by a concise disclaimer that the rules aren’t exhaustive.
I AM ANNOUNCING MY IMMINENT MASTURBATION. I am aware that the announcement of imminent masturbation has been a serious reocurring issue lately, and I am here with my bottom-level social skills to ensure that it will only worsen. I hope that this server full of mostly male members will appreciate the fact that I will soon be cumming, and offer me that coveted high-five that I so surely deserve. As the announcement of imminent masturbation is NOT in the current ruleset, I will continue to toe this line. Any and all action taken against me by the mod team will be considered extra judicial and I will retaliate by mobilizing my army of alts. If any males want to provide me a high-five or emotial gratification, please do so. If any females wish to provide me sexual gratification, ew. Thank you, and please remember: I AM NOW MASTURBATING .
Sad day. Guess I’ll have to make my own.
They stole a balloon
This is a weapon of mass destruction. It’s too cute; I have perished from it.
C# devs be like