Think they can settle this in, checks calendar, five days?

We will find out when these idiots start the second great depression. When 400 million people can’t eat shit gets real.

You want to create some Luigis’?

This is a good blueprint to do it by affecting their pay and retirement.

Jr rubs a coke encrusted finger all over his gumline

“I’LL DO IT DADDY! I’LL COLLECT THEM TARIFFS!”

That is identical to mine. It’s wicked cool, but I wouldn’t even dream of flying it anywhere near an event like this. I enjoy zipping around my property for sure but that’s it.

Whoever this is is bigly fucked. They will move heaven and earth to hunt them down.

I hedging my bet that the invasion happens on the 20th.

I hope I’m wrong, but it would be perfect timing with the chaos of the transition and none of the major Secretary positions filled.

Newt, these Nazis are not gonna listen to you now.

Saves a bunch of money for you. That money should be in their pockets, you see? So, to discourage you from saving it, they will add another cost to your medical care.

Long live the shareholders.

" I ain’t an athlete, lady. I’m a baseball player." - John Kruk absolute unit and legend First Baseman.

Open this and put the URL into the cleaner.

Oh and bookmark it so you can use it whenever.

https://12ft.io/

Eat relatively healthy, stay hydrated, and get 7 hours of sleep.

cracks a beer and stuffs a jalapeño popper in his gob

I watched a 10 second clip of what they are dealing with on Bluesky.

How the absolute FUCK do you stop something like this?

You don’t. You pray the winds stop long enough to contain and finally put it out.

Might want to bring one. There’s probably a lot of copper in those walls.

If you ban social media companies that don’t regulate their shit you won’t.

Imagine being an engineer and crowing about how much you make, bitching about taxes, and how good you have it.

Now you have to move to Texas.

Lmao.

That’s all right-wingers, though, isn’t it? Until life slaps them in the tits and all the horrible shit they champion affects them personally.

We had 150 million people decide to keep things going the way they are. Until a major slice of shit hits the proverbial fan, nothing will change. The American population is too fat, stupid, and lazy to make the change on its own.

They are also moving to Texas if I read the story I saw right. I’d catch a mega case of gay to not move there or go back to work until I found a new job.

Imagine your legacy in this world being one of abject stupidity.