For me it’d have to be Ultima II, aka Time Bandits: The Videogame. Although back then, both had those cool cloth maps.

2 Girls 1 Dreidel

I’d say absolutely buy it if you measure by the metric of how many hours you are likely to get out of your investment. It has improved immensely since launch. Many of the current complaints are valid, but none of them substantially diminished my own enjoyment of the game.

If it’s typically sunny where you yoga, wear a mirror ball bodysuit. Anyone that stares will get an eye full of glorious sunbeams.

Alternatively, get a big, well-trained dog. The kind that will orbit you closely without a leash.

The other day, I saw an article suggesting memory might exist throughout the body and not just in the brain. I suppose your shit might contain memories. You might even call it shit memory. And after you drop a deuce, you may lose some memories. Retention takes on a whole new meaning!

Pedo Wolverine

Shoulda made a left turn at Tatooine

Skipped leg day

There is or was a bar and restaurant in Pensacola FL that tricked people into going into the wrong restroom if you weren’t paying attention and/or drunk. It was funny and there was no panic or outrage.

The three-shell method

Cats with frickin’ laser beams

Ahh I do love that classic Harley sound…

I saw a documentary on that called, “Born In East L.A.”

Exactly… Especially since one branch decided one of the other branches doesn’t have to follow the law.

The strap-on dildos came (snicker) later with Sens8, from the same creators…

They have control of all three branches of government. No checks. No balances.

If you’re Wonder Woman maybe…

If someone did this in my neighborhood, every single dog walker in the area would go out of their way to deposit 100% of their poop babies (autocorrect but I’m leaving it) in this trash can only. If I was still in Texas, we’d open carry while doing it!

Seriously people. No one should tolerate elder abuse.

Pac-rat

French Hens are just pretentious chicken fries