Watching the teacher get irritated.

If one delirious shitty britches party says “they are against this thing” the shitty britches sniffers will surely be all for the shitted britches position

I hope this guy’s genitals get infested with the fleas of 1000 camels.

During that TikTok toilet stealing thing that happened, the schools here removed all the stall doors.

It’s getting it from that ice elemental turtle

Here’s a video of a Miata launching a boat at a ramp.
https://youtu.be/JvA0ctoUD4A

My Mazda 3 is better built with lower maintenance and repair cost (and frequency) with similar mpg on cheaper fuel (if we’re talking similar year models and not electric). The smart cars aren’t smart for anyone that’s considering anything other than size.

Either Kraft Dinner (Mac and cheese) or Kentucky Deluxe. Either way is sad.

As a renter, I don’t pity the mere $200 increase you’re dealing with.

Someone opened the soap dispensers and put doodoo in them.

I actually found an A to A cable in my Big Box of Cables I Might Need One Day™ when trying to flash my Gotek floppy emulator with FlashFloppy firmware.

I considered buying some space from Google since their “never run out of space” thing is long gone from the beta I signed up for.

But then I just nuked my whole storage. Damn that was nice.

Throw that heap out. It’s not healthy.

As a night shift worker, breakfast is a good time for a drink.

Rim that fucking anus.

I don’t think so.

Probably didn’t get enough exercise.

We got a triple-yolk from the illegal eggs we buy from a 9 year old girl. But I ain’t no snitch so the bacon don’t know where I get my eggs.

Sam & Max Hit The Road

Another settlement needs our help. I’ll mark it on your map.

Typically, supporting senile old rapist con men is a worse look than supporting senile old men.