If you want land you have to buy it from the government on an annual basis unless you have sufficient arms and production to keep their thugs out.

As someone who would very much like to cut theirself off from society: It is not this easy.

One of the things I like about Linux is the feeling of likely being eaten by a grue

These are also CIA-endorsed ways of fighting fascism

A little rail cart on a winch would work quite nicely.

As usual, the answer to the transportation problem is a train.

The Murphys St. Patrick’s concert this year had two guys in Luigi merch. One with a “Deny, Defend, Depose” shirt who got on stage and another in the pit with a Luigi hat.

This might be the thing that unites New York and Boston.

Temporarily.

That actually sounds totally normal for Americans. We are fucking awful.

No way a Senator would run under a Representative.

It was impressive, and not only because fuck Strom Thurmond, but I figured he’d get kind of a bump from it.

3.8

I can’t remember the German words for 8 and 9

Cory Booker talked all that time for nothing

Alternatively: “Who’s barfing up road gravel and possum bones on my bedroom floor?”

MAGMA: Make Americans Great Meth Again

TFA = The Fucking Article

Summary of TFA: A couple people got dragged out, but the klan rally was mostly uninterrupted.

People there like her. Because they are awful like all people.

I expect Xitter will be full of “don’t taze me bro” spinoffs

On second thought the bots aren’t that smart.

Because they know “I don’t do that, YOU do that” sounds like a weak, unconvincing response and that most people are dumb.

If I get offered a job in an office I’m gonna demand a private jet, too.

“What do you mean ICs don’t get private jets?!”

To be fair it’s a Nissan

When will people learn that they don’t care and have no shame.