We were alright until we got domesticated by wheat.

“Oh look I make nice fibers for baskets, plant lots of me.”

“Hey did you know that you can eat my seeds? Try it!”

“No, that’s not spoiled porridge, it’s delicious beer!”

“Alright, bitch, how you gonna feed everybody without me? Where you gonna get your beer from? Now get anxiety and sit in traffic.”

It has the most beautiful message, too: Life finds a way.

Sounds like a win-win for republicans

So what? Lots of American officials should be in The Hague.

I’ve lived in the mid Atlantic my entire life and have never driven on a frozen lake.

I do my donuts in parking lots that haven’t been salted or plowed yet.

I was able to grow a full beard in 10th grade so this isn’t that unrealistic.

I can’t blame him. When my shift ends it’s somebody else’s problem.

I wish they’d stop using hyperbole and she actually eviscerated him.

The equivalent of someone who makes minimum wage paying a $3 fine.

Except he won’t pay it, he’ll just borrow against his net worth.

They’ll keep it around for political prosecutions.

Anyone who manages to get themselves elected should on no account be allowed to do the job.

Never assume people are smart.

That is a bit harder than “click here to download” on the front page.

In the words of another man who left IT for manual labor:

True, but I doubt they’d put the effort into making it easy for someone to download it in the message.

Users will also be given the option of downloading their data from the app, sources familiar with the plan told the outlet.

That’s nice of them. I bet Facebook and Twitter wouldn’t do that.

This campaign was very obviously NOT courting the left.

I imagine the phrase “who else are they gonna vote for” was said in a lot of their meetings.

Can you order an RV a motor coach from Temu?

It’s a bit like how people closely related to you are not attractive.

Except in Alabama