And eat stones. A healthy diet should contain at least one small rock a day.
And eat stones. A healthy diet should contain at least one small rock a day.
Shark shit?
Well, did you try? I didn’t, and I’ve not been sharkuterie’d yet.
Ate the Trump steak.
Bet all those kids who get abused online would have liked it.
Which one of the demented old men do you mean? It’s not like any of them were impressive.
And dangerous to all of us.
There’s still some life left in it to be ruined.
Leider nein, leider gar nicht 😞
I couldn’t even gift weed to other consenting adults. That’s rather idiotic in my view. Imagine you’d go to a party but everyone was only allowed to carry a certain amount of alcohol (ok, 25 grams of weed are a lot). You could only drink what you brought, couldn’t taste anything else, couldn’t leave leftovers for the host and couldn’t drink in front of the house if there was a playground in sight.
Our barbarian beer conservatives would let hell break loose. But those regulations apply to weed, so they aren’t strict enough.
Edit: I intended to write “Bavarian beer conservatives”, but I fucked up. Now I like this version even better.
They’re not allowed to sell. They have to be non-profit clubs you can become a member of (with a max size per club) and then you can receive weed that has been grown there. Which means each club decides what they grow for themselves and they can only start to grow on Monday. So there’ll be no legal weed for months except the one you grow yourself.
Mine will be ready for harvest in about a week 💖
That law is flawed and lacks refinement, but at least I can do what everybody has been doing for like forever, but now legal.
Nonsense. This is the American dream. To be a pleasant one for the rich it has to be a nightmare for others.
But the CrisCo leader said so!
They really decided to deliver the worst of everything, didn’t they?
School shootings make the news and they’re a part of American traditions as well.
At least the bigger ones, the small, weekly events are barely covered.
Me and my sister got encircled once by about ten cows while we wanted to visit our pony which was on the same absurdly big pasture. As they closed in, our little Shetland pony raced in to our rescue and showed them who’s boss in seconds. That was surprising in multiple ways. Especially as I didn’t expect ponies to be that protective to their scratch givers.
I hope your dog was able to overcome the trauma with time and therapy 😅
Me as a kid: running away from a curious cow
The cow, running behind me: “wait, I want to check you out! What are we running away from anyways?”
You should totally do it. Live a little!
Besides that, Putin can go fuck himself.
And not a slap to the wrist. They caused a lot more harm than Joe from the neighborhood who got caught with an ounce of weed before it was legalized, but they get away with it. Again and again.
Fuck greedy corporations
I mean I do like beans, but it’s not love. It’s a mutual feeling of appreciation. I think.