F*ck you very much for that earworm dude

All lies!

🎶 Everybody 🎶

People called Romanes, they go the house?

Well, The show must go on…

Now that’s funny

I’ve heard this in Greece as well.

“It just requires the centrists to side with the left.”

Maybe modern-day Girondins still have some qualms regarding making alliances with the left. Nobody wants to be the new Danton

You need to install Force Stop App(NO ROOT) and run it whenever your phone starts to feel sluggish. Helps a lot!

Or stop flushing fucking toilet paper down the toilet.

Ah, there it is.

I hope everyone who doesn’t vote for Biden gets drafted next year.

We will probably be underwater in 2030.

I think that I should become a captain in a supertanker…

• Rick Sanchez

For us older folks

Whoosh

But only if you have purple eyes

“Just use the keyboard!”

This is some Black Mirror shit right here.

But what about asexual people?