This got me to exhale forcefully, and the corners of my mouth crept up slightly. Which in these days of horror and darkness is something.
It isn’t “The Onion Now Owns InfoWars” hilarious, but it’s funny.
And the tiny possibility he won’t be approved is … interesting.
Kakistocracy: is it better or worse than having competent fascists in charge?
I scoop using the lid of the grinder. Level to the top of the grinding bowl: One.
Obviously ymmv, but next time, AFTER your first cup of coffee, look in your drawer and count the number of scoops you usually use into whatever measuring cups it fits. That becomes your scoop. One.