Funniest ever regarding mis spelled word
I think you have to go with oversized mittens
I had a friend that took a college course in Penis Inspection. Any freshman could take that course. But you had to be a Senior for the more challenging course “The Penis and the amazing differences between the cut and uncut”
Shaving my face to look respectable is enough of a pan in the ass. I refuse to spend more time prettying up my cock for a picture
You just had to ruin my fun of having an excuse to shave my balls
This perm ban lasted 2 days. The reddit ban bullshit is really getting out of hand. I’ve made many posts here regarding how their “report” system is totally fucked up. Yet they continue to allow those who spend their days “reporting” posts and comments. The tool admin then site bans you. You make a coherent logical appeal and eventually an Admin who is sane reinstates you. I have never seen or experienced this nonsense with Lemmy. I wish we could get more exposure over at reddit as an easy to deal with alternative. Also - this has been mentioned before, But - would you rather interact with a post that has 40 or 50 comments max like Lemmy or the usual reddit thing of 500 comments which insure that no one will ever read your comment
So what I don’t understand is if it works as you say, which I do believe is true, then why the fuck do they jerk you around with taking this off, or that off. It’s all just bullshit. It’s bad enough that I have to deal with tools on the plane but you just have to fuck with me just to get on the plane
Would I be able to fool the scanner if I completely shaved my member and scrotum, and then tucked my member under my thigh?
Agreed. Why can’t we have attendants at the door. They just reach down the front of your pants. It’s simple and helps the economy adding jobs. And I’ll bet they would be overwhelmed with applications. Many of the attendants would say, “Sorry we ran out of vinyl gloves so I need to shove my bare hand down your pants”
I believe what you are saying but really didn’t think the scanners were capable of actually seeing your genital area as if it was an Xray
Agreed and come to grips with the simple reality - if you keep doing the same thing over and over again why would you expect a different outcome. reddit has an overall theme and some keep bumping heads with that theme. Time to move on because YOU are not going to change it. Would you go to an Aquarium expecting to see a zebra?
As a former mod also, here’s what I found. There is a post or comment in your group. It doesn’t violate the rules of reddit. You are not calling for violence. You are not being a jerk to other posters. But what you post does not conform with the narrative that reddit pushes. So a troll that comes to your group goes crazy because there is someone with an opinion that conflicts with theirs. Oh the horror. They “report” the comment or post. An Admin who is probably a jerk since most of them are, is also pissed at “my god” someone with a “bad” opinion sees the report. And now they ban you site wide. So the mods of that group have zero say in it. The ironic part is the Admin clown needs to site a reason in their ban message to the user. And since you haven’t violated the rules they just lie. Their new favorite is “calling for violence”. In the world of reddit, if you have a contrary opinion you are calling for violence.
The way this should work is Admins who see a report should not site wide ban anyone. The Admins should message the GROUP mods and say remove this post or comment and then ban them from your group for 7 days, a month, etc.
says the group is locked
checked it out and there is nothing there
Because I really wanted this job I thought long and hard about my answer before finally writing it down in my application. My answer was “a large uncut cock dripping precum”. I really thought that I aced it and was so crushed when I didn’t get the job.
It was a job that I really wanted and was really disappointed when told my answer to this question is what lost me the job
Work for a director of a large company. I hear many things. The head of HR immediately comes in to “see” the guy I work for anytime someone has a legit complaint about things in the department. NOT to talk to the director to mediate the issue but how to fuck the person making the complaint
excellent shit post. Still laughing
Little participation. Posts and comments few
Must be fascinating to sit on a toilet and pee on a stick