Fun fact: this is completely made up bullshit
The stepmom that’s also your sister? Because that’s embarrassing dude, you should talk to somebody about how your dad married your sister.
“The only regret I have is that I only had two shoes.” -Muntazer al-Zaidi, based king
“Liquor before beer, don’t do heroin.”
Bojack Horseman (I think the last season)
People who say Reddit is liberal are telling on themselves… in more ways than one.