If I had grandkids I’d sit their ass down on Unreal Tournament and/or Quake. “Today you suffer instagib so that tomorrow you can dominate plebs and their eternal TTKs.”

EDIT: Oops, responded in the wrong place.

That would be the moral thing to do, but not the legal thing to do. Simply put, the judge doesn’t have the jurisdiction and they would have to knowingly break the law to let the person go. Yes, it is ridiculous.

IncEl Camino

Cool, but I am more excited about the French maintaining a fusion reaction for over twenty minutes.

I get what you are saying and I agree that it is bullshit, but the fault isn’t with the judge. There are a lot of things our government and laws were not prepared for and and unscrupulous fascist government is power was one of them. This is a jurisdictional loophole that might allow ICE to hold US citizens captive indefinitely. Native Americans are very well acquainted with this type of fuckery.

Would a drop of Bulgarian rose oil not work?

EDIT: By this I mean the legitimate stuff made by hand in the countryside, not the chemically extracted stuff. It is extremely strong.

Anyone threatened with any jail time is going to get pardoned by Trump.

I want to make a joke about “shitpost”, but my beloved chili is right there with it. I suspect this might be mouthwatering to the intended audience.

Columbanus sounds like something that climbs up your butt.

That’s genocide.

Nice list.

their whole personality is just bazaar

Like a day trader?

Any “westerner” that remembers the old Soviet Union might also remember that it was always Ukraine that kept us up at night with worry. They were always the brains and pride of the USSR. Púton REALLY miscalculated.

Pixel 7 is more energy efficient.

The Neverending Story

EDIT: Stoopid autocorrect

Let the age of community made mods and campaigns begin!

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The situation was more like “Dear lawyer, your clients have committed a federal felony offense and they did it in such a sloppy manner that they didn’t even follow our standard document formatting. Drop the suit, have them pay our legal fees and a fine, and we won’t inform the US District Attorney and then ask the State Bar of Texas to look into whether you knowingly partook in this scheme”.

I’m glad I’m near retirement. These sort of situations chip away at the soul.

I always use yyyy.mm.dd as my date format whenever I sign and date documents. I also use a pictograph instead of initials. Someone tried to forge a contract edit to try and get out of paying but used the mm/dd/yy format. The moment my lawyer showed this to their lawyer, they settled immediately for the original amount, legal fees, and late payment penalties. Dumbasses.