Of course they aren’t real. Just ask Joe.

So is Joe!

Don’t forget the time change tonight for most of the USA.

I really wish Tesla could divorce dipsh** musk. I enjoy my Y but I can’t anymore

Good watch. Plus a surprise ending

Are you wearing a chef’s hat? Who is on the menu?

Minors be miners

How would a bird carry a coconut?

I’m starting to think this turd isn’t going to flush. I went from “my kids have only known a black president”, to Trump vs whatever this time line is.

I do miss my traffic closer alerts, but that’s all.

Oh I see it! It’s supposed to be “Prey on America”, not “Pray for America”

Or someone can let the dogs out. And we can ask “who?”

Rafael needs to go!

Trading halt? The dumb company is up over 100% in less than a month. I can’t imagine why it dropped 10%. Let it tank already.

Poopy butthole vs Mr. Poopybutthole

Where’s the straw?

All his April fools are amazing. Getting into the back door, opening his wife’s beaver, king dick! And more.

Looks like the future I want is in the past