one will hold the playstatiion 2 remote, the other will run around making “NYYYYEEEOOOOWWWW” noises.

my library had manuals for most common car makes and models. couldn’t check em out, but could photocopy the pages you need.

I gotta blame someone for this and lord knows I’m not capable

i’m trying real hard not to judge, but how bad can the rest of the pizza in altoona for this to get 5 stars

my dude i was eating look what you did

This is the example I use to remind myself that not all progress is forward, but it’s still progress.

I used to have to replace a rubber belt in my cassette player every 6 to 8 months towards the end of my first car. Now I could probably figure it out but there’s a good chance I’d fuck it up a few times first. Time can be a harsh mistress.

I never had sink kitties until this latest batch. one of them figured out how to be adorable curling up in the basin and the other copies her but doesn’t understand why it gets him pets. sometimes it’s hard to tell if they’re trying to be cute or begging for our nasty tap water, but hey at least I get them drinking.

I’ve done the math and i could live very comfortably for the next fifty years on two million, assuming my portfolio followed the market. I can’t remember now whether I planned for 50k or 100k in withdrawals every year but honestly I’d be fine on 50k 2024 dollars a year. maybe I just don’t dream big enough.

We just want a sequel to chrono trigger and chrono cross that is better than both of them combined is that too much to ask

I had to look it up and octopath traveler 2 was last year. I’m never getting my normal sense of the passage of time back, am i

What three pages is no manifesto. That’s a pamphlet.

now i gotta know how many times Opportunity drew a dick because it got bored. I’m gonna be mad if it was less than once.

That’s me actually after I have Sprucey lick my eyeball

There are some folk who I went to school with I can see rubbing their assholes on the handles because “fuck you, you’re a sign not a cop”. I’m sure there’s a name for that disorder.

Yeah but how much of him? Both of his husbands got ash we can pretend are him and put him in urns. It’s a family tradition now to go out to the garage, look up in shame at the box of grandpa as you grab five popsicles just for yourself.

I can’t wait for the moment I get to introduce him to my niblings. “Hey cats, this is your great grandfather. Treat him with respect, change his box twice a year.”

people testing the boundaries of THC prohibition?

she was just trying to learn how to fit in in Florida better