OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.
The wasabi goes over there.
OMG, this. My SO was all about Reese’s peanut butter eggs this Easter, but the far superior Aldi chocolate peanut butter bunny bite was my Easter vice.
End quote asana.
-Netflix has bought the rights to your post and developed a new series!
-After after a half-season of enthusiastic viewership and numbers that our soulless executives don’t like, we have canceled your series!
Also: 5 meters is getting close to scary high to jump down from. These monkeys were baller. Peanut earned.
Exactly who is checking on whose muffins here?
Bro put the punchline in the title.
There’s a Slowpoke meme here, but I’m too lazy to make it.
Using LYNX on a monochrome terminal in the university computer lab. Yes, I’m old.
Do not taunt Happy Fun Ball.
I can accept the cutlery-divergent! But not autistics. Fuck them.
(Here’s a /s for those who think I’m serious.)
They got their name because they’re the kind of casserole you bring to family gatherings. They got popular because of crispy cheesy awesomeness.
Do I have to pick one? Shoestring fries, waffle fries, tater tots, home fries, steak fries, garlic mashed potatoes, potato pancakes made from leftover garlic mashed potatoes, curly fries, funeral potatoes, and Greek potatoes are all awesome. I’d also like to try to make patatas bravas sometime. I’m guessing they will also be awesome.
I watched the whole 34 minutes. Doesn’t this whole argument get lost in relativism? At what point am I giving enough? When I give up my health insurance? When I move into group home?
If I told her, “bish, make me a sammich!”, I would get a no-sex sammich. It would be all that I get to eat for days, and it would differ from the sandwich I might make for myself by the number of people involved.
Hey, now! Moscow Mitch hates being called Moscow Mitch, so we probably shouldn’t call him Moscow Mitch because the nickname Moscow Mitch might become popular again and that would upset Moscow Mitch on the day that Moscow Mitch announced that he’s stepping down from Moscow Mitch’s leadership role.
A wakeyuppyman is never late, nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.
They’re OK with having a convicted criminal for president. He was a criminal for the entire term.