Papers, Please

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never hear about this being his fault

see it on the shelf

Cool, I might make cheese. When did they start carrying this!?

A summary of the standard mastodon front page:

1. News report about Trump
2. The temperature in Sudan
3. The travel trajectory of a plane carrying people you’ve never heard of, going somewhere you’ve never heard of.
4. A penis
5. Ai art of Bart Simpson and a worm from Dune
6. An AOC quote
7. Furry porn, diaper optional
8. A Linux distro professing a new update
9. Someone’s Chaos Space Marine (it actually looks really nice and they really took their time)

I like it in a flea market kinda sense but, I mean, come on, man.

installs both

Now… fight for my amusement.

This mechanic voted for Harris.

This mechanic is also never worried about anything. Republican or Democrat, your car breaks down all the same, and I’ll be waiting with a bill that doesn’t give any sort of a shit about inflation as you’re all well-aware.

Get a pet.

There. Now go to work or it dies.

Consider this practice for children.

Who’s forcing them to buy an iPhone?

I mean, at some point you might want to pull the problem up by the root. The root seems to be Apple.

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If libertarians were libertarians, they’d know what the Taft-Hartley Act is… and maybe, who Taft and… Hartley are to begin with, but only if we’re being really optimistic.

Headscale worked for me, but I get the non-tech saavy friends part doesn’t quite jive with it as a solution.

Still, anyone wanna ditch Tailscale and only use it for hosting sites across proxies? Headscale is great.

I don’t get the rush or the need.

Everything trickles down here anyway. If you’re ONLY on Lemmy and Mastodon, you’re still getting way more actual news than the average joe. Popular, shmopular.

I’m trying to remember a time in the last thirty years where something becoming popular made it better. It’s usually the opposite.

install mastodon

Pick an instance

Hit up all

giant penis

That’s why. That’s the reason.

but you could review the instance beforehand…

Is Jimbo Normalman going to review the instance beforehand? Lmao.

All I know is where the pee is stored.

Maybe Facebook is the right place for some people.

Find a small community of like-minded friends to hang with online.

Hell, I only visit Reddit and Lemmy for the big news for a few minutes before heading off to check discord and matrix chats and everywhere else I go.

Branch out.

Carolina Outdoor Work Boots.

Like wearing a bulletproof vest on your feet.

He’s got a few months, a lot of guns, and not a lot of years left.

I’d have already picked the phone up. Executive action? You got it.

Just put another number behind it. Luddites won’t know the difference.

Their POV is that the earth is going to burn to a crisp before they’re out of paying back their college debt whether the tie is blue or red.

Play an online game and hang with some teenagers every now and again and just listen in. I hear some straight depressing shit. They have zero hope for anything.

Kamala might keep the lights on. Trump might accidentally trip over a good idea. Worth a shot if you’re fucked either way, right?

They were wrong, granted… but justified? Sure.